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Andrew Holmgren
The main difference between bitch muskets and sass cannons is bitch muskets take 10 minutes to reload
11 hours ago
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Andrew Holmgren
Touché Joe Paterno, just when we thought we had you all figured out you play your ace in the hole
22 hours ago
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Andrew Holmgren
Im opening for Rappin 4 Tay at the end of February. http://t.co/1OO555rs
yesterday
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Andrew Holmgren
1/21 tonight in SF Get Yucked Up: Free Comedy Showcase | SF | FunCheapSF http://t.co/7ID2NbJc
yesterday
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Andrew Holmgren
7:51 AM is as good a time as ever to call it a night
on Saturday
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Andrew Holmgren
hey @kpolee25 @LLDABEAST wants to get a tattoo of you on his neck
on Saturday
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Andrew Holmgren
Why are people surprised that Michael Vick's dogs survived? We all knew they were fighters
on Friday
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Andrew Holmgren
Concentrates make it hard to concentrate #fb
on Friday
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Andrew Holmgren
TOMORROW in San Francisco, 9 PM FREE!!! Get Yucked Up: Free Comedy Showcase | SF | FunCheapSF http://t.co/7ID2NbJc
on Friday
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Andrew Holmgren
You guys ever go outside in the morning and be all like "wtf it's night time?"
on Friday
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Andrew Holmgren
@LadonnavAudijqa needs a date this weekend, can anyone help her out? She's attractive so I'm not sure what the problem is
on Friday
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Andrew Holmgren
SATURDAY 1/21 San Francisco FREE Comedy Show - Stop, Drop, and Roll Baby!
http://t.co/CrmVUgL8 via @pulsdSFO
on Thursday
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Andrew Holmgren
@realMickFoley we are a group of comics and huge fans who run shows in san francisco, if you're around 1/25 we would love to have you out
on Wednesday
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Andrew Holmgren
brb watching Ke$ha videos
on Wednesday
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Andrew Holmgren
I'm not one to make threats but if I find out you took my tuxedo t-shirt I'm going to kill you #fb
on Tuesday
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Andrew Holmgren
The Sylvan Show - Punch Line Comedy Club - San Francisco Feb 07, 2012 #LiveNation http://t.co/z5keQumH
on Tuesday
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